DIALOGUE

One: So what is it that you most desire about a person?
Two: Impenitency and helplessness.
One: Really, you don't desire something a little more, well unrealistic?
Two: What do you mean "unrealistic"?, Impenitency and helplessness are most unrealistic characteristic a person can have. Let me ask you this, when was the last time you ran into person who was socially Impenitency or belligerently helpless?
One: Yesterday, as a matter of fact.
Two: Who, Where!
One: Well, I was talking to this person at the park, and..
Two: Nope! This person wouldn't talk to you, this person wouldn't talk to anyone.
One: Whats make you so sure of that? You weren't even there.
Two: Well there Impenitency simply would not allow speech to take place.
One: Fuck you, You have know idea what you're talking about.
Two : No, No I do, just let me finish the story..
One Okay, but remember just because I hear you talk doesn't mean I am listening.
Two: Your an asshole you know that, anyhow,back to my explanation, okay well the Impenitency lives in the persons nose hairs. When the inner wind that makes up the sound of the words begins to start, the Impenitency tackles it and lights it on fire and the socialing gets all burnt up. That is why the people who have Impenitency are so attractive, its like a leather jacket on a rough and tough biker, so sexy, you know.
One: No, it is actually like a STD on a disco queen. Oh sorry, actually its more like this; You and the dementia that is eating away at your brain.